3 year old death grip!
iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”
I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg
THE NEXT SUPREME
oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
Massive tw but ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggg
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
Lol because she’d kill me if I put this up on Instagram and I already posted twice. 😁 Before and after with my best friend. #CentennialThanksgiving justperfectlyimperfect
i feel like we don’t spend enough time talking about how someone whispering malia’s name was the one thing that woke stiles up bc i think about that a lot
Stiles let the nogitsune in so Malia wouldn’t get hurt, he was gonna leave his jeep for her, he was worried to death thinking she left him and he wants to tell her about Peter because he obviously cares about her feelings.So don’t you dare telling me Malia is forcing herself on Stiles.